When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. - Bill Watterson

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."