When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. - Bill Watterson

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."