More quotes by Bill Watterson

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."