"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."