More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More