More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More