More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
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"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
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"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
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"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More