"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."