"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."