"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"