"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."