Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."