Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."