The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."