I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."

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