"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."