More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."