"His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even Mr. Tombstone, because he introduced himself as Robert Winston. And I wondered how this stranger could shake my hand, look me in the eye, smile, and expect me to believe such a bold-faced lie?"
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Eat, fast, and then eat fast. It’s a diet for both the body and the soul."
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."
"I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?"
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."