More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Peanut butter and jelly is like the older, more serious brother to egg salad sandwich. I’m an only child, so I eat both with incredible sadness."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies."