More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."