She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under."

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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."