More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"I strum a fishing pole line like a guitar string. I hunt like a bow and arrow is a partial harp. And I make love like I’ve got a Buy One Get One FREE coupon."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."