More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."