She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it fel... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."

"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."