She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it fel... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"I saw someone who so closely resembled you that my heart started beating like a hummingbird's wings, and my mind flew back to where we were when we were we’re."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."