More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed to picking up on political rhetoric."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."