More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."