"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."