I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should ju... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"