"The wind may be invisible, but it’s colored by memories of you, as you gently blew into my life, adding motion and emotion to my still-beating heart."
"I’ll finish the bottle of wine, while you finish what you were saying about how good it is. If you waste no words, I’ll waste no time."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."