I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. I would pour you a large glass of Michael Phelps, but I don’t have that much water."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"The Sacred and The Scared. Which of these two categories does your love fall under? I should write a love poem on a rolled-up scroll so you’d know which one categorizes mine."