More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."