"The wind may be invisible, but it’s colored by memories of you, as you gently blew into my life, adding motion and emotion to my still-beating heart."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."