It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."

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