The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed to picking up on political rhetoric."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."