More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"