More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."