More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you."
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."
"I’m so restless when I rest that I make sleepwalkers look like statues. If The Thinker could run 26.2 miles, it would need a baseball glove to catch me."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."