"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."