More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"
"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."