More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"