There is life, and there is death, and in between there is m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."