She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."

"Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are."

"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."

"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."

"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."