More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them"
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."