More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them"
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
"Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold."