More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."