More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."
"Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something"
"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."