More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."
"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing."
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."