There are two typos of people in this world: those who can e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
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"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."