More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Even the ocean waves take their hellos to the people all the time. I should take my hellos down to the beach and sell waves to the tourists."
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."
"Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you could create a life for yourself without irrational fears of the future."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."