I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."