More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."