Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the fat... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."