Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you... - Ellen DeGeneres

"Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it."

"For some reason, we can't just enjoy somebody else's success. Somehow, that's going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less - and I don't know why."

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."

"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."