#witty

"There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion."

"I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God."

"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."

"This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here."

"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."

"I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works."

"I like to spoon after I fork."

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

"A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it."

"If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony."

"This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness."

"Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much."