#clever

"I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."

"I just bought a bag of potato chips. It was a smart buy, because when this world runs out of clean air, I’ll have plenty in that one little purchase."

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."

"I had a dream about you. We were standing next to each other, and a stranger asked for the time. My watch said 3:32, and yours said 3:33. I got concerned because somewhere I’d lost a minute, so you and I spent two minutes looking for it."

"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened."

"I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn’t get him anything other than a living."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"The aching in my chest isn't because I miss you,it's realizing that you have become someone I no longer know,your fears, your 4 am thoughts, your achievements,are things I no longer have an equivalent to.Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now.-Tanzy Sayadi and Jarod Kintz"

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"I like to spoon after I fork."

"What I stand for is what I stand on."

"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"

"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."