Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more—can fit inside my imagination. And guess what? My imagination tastes like chicken noodle soup."

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