#Head

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."

"Memories aren't stored in the heart or the head or even the soul, if you ask me, but in the spaces between any given two people."

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."

"Education is beautification of the inner world and the outer world."

"There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things."

"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

"Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith."

"I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag,"I warned him. "Do not fuck with me."

"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."

"Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud."

"Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses."

"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."

"You're all incredibly thoughtful souls who keep my head attached to my body."

"Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more—can fit inside my imagination. And guess what? My imagination tastes like chicken noodle soup."

"I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain."

"They had applied their doubts to the very head that had introduced doubt as a tool for advancing knowledge. And in the end they gave the head a nod."

"I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do."

"Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back."

"I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart."

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."