More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."