More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."