More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."