More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."