To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, t... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
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"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."