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"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
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