"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."