Couples should be able to share their dreams with one anothe... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."

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