It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let t... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."