If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."

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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."