More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."