More quotes by Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"